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NATHANIEL - Clandestine Pieces by NATHANIEL

Our Next Life

If Woody Allen, author of the paragraph below, didnt marry his daughter, he'd be hailed as an American genius. Note to self: do not marry any family members, adpoted or otherwise.

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!

I rest my case.

- Woody Allen

Take the 4-5-6 train to Oakland Ave

Am I in the Sendiks parking lot stuffing my change and receipt into my pocket or am I walking from the 6 train to Yankee Stadium? Twilight Zone Shorewood! Stop F-ing with me!

Weekend Party Conversation: Attack and Release

Attack and Release: Two words to get your weekend going. Roll em over ice, knock it back and see what's what.

Yes, that too is the name of The Black Keys latest record that I can't stop listening too. I can already hear the "whoa, dude-bra - that was out like a year ago" from the cool kids growing like a 6th toe but ya know what, I came out 5 years ago and I'm still fresh as f&#K.

Deal with it,

Otis

I'm Glad by The Black Keys (free mp3)