Season's Greetings From The Establishment

Have a great end of year because the rest of your year should suck? Doesn't it seem that people only care if things are good now? I'm gonna let that one linger. Here are some Season's Greetings and Holiday Toasts for your pleasure. Pick one that works for you.
xo,
Otis

May the forces of evil be confused on the way to your doorstep (I stole that from George Carlin)

Wishing you no hangovers and enough feelings of self-respect that you have an appetite for a solo George Webb's sesh on your inevitable walk of shame. (be sure to wash up in their bathroom)

Here's to a little mud in your eye.

May your holiday season be filled with good food, good friends and minimal exposure to halitosis!

Wishing you excellent Chinese Food and a Good Movie this Christmas Eve.
(Yo Jews, throw ya hands up!)

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

but seriously:
May your 2010 be as bright and shining as 1000 exploding suns! We love you and hope you have a fun filled, super awesome, relaxing holiday season where your wishes and dreams can meet on the North Star and become a rainbow over a field of unicorns ruled by good virtue and everlasting love.

that works, right?