Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Establishment Haiku Contest FINALISTS BELOW

We had HUNDRED'S of submissions and below are the Top 20 Haikus. (sound omnious gong)

HOW TO VOTE?
You, the beautiful, chair sitting, computer screen-starer, picks the winner!
Read below. Pick your favorite Haiku. Note the NAME and NUMBER. Vote to the right. --->
Then, come in a get a haircut /color / wax. Smile.

WARNING**multiple votes from the same IP address will definitely disqualify those votes and may disqualify the finalist too. Yes, we can really see that so don't get all friendly with your mouse clickin - no ballot box stuffing. Keep it fair, keep it funky, keep it real. Thanks**

**voting ends June 28th @ 11:59pm, winner announced on our 5 year anniversary, June 30th**
  1. WAIKEN SOO

    make yourself pretty
    cream city's establishment
    transforming hipsters

  2. MARY BETH ADAMS

    Warm and gentle wax

    applied coolly by Annie

    makes my eyebrows sing

  3. JOE WITOWSKI

    Euro Mullet, yes?

    Or will I look West Allis

    Keep me Eastside fly
  4. MELINDA GOODMAN

    Cut, Color, Wax, Wow

    But for wax its mostly owww!

    The Establishment
  5. BOB SAGET

    How can you cut hair,
    When you lack the correct tools,
    Otis has no thumbs

  6. EMILY AUDETTE

    Saturday morning

    a fresh day with a fresh wax

    love my queen annie

  7. MEGAN DOOLEY-BECKER

    Haircut like otie,

    please, so I can rock the east

    side like I told you

  8. JEN DAMM

    They tint cut wax rub

    Share lives, enhance looks and days

    Tats, Hansen, Rhythm

  9. TYAN SOO

    Too crowded down there

    Don’t want a hair anywhere

    Brazilian fever.

  10. HOWARD KAPPER

    Warm sun sings C sharp.

    Calatrava opens wings

    Shannon rides lotus

  11. ADRIENNE BENSON

    plain jane looked a mess

    her appointment was at two

    got a date by four

  12. TRICIA MOSNER

    hair you don’t need there

    wax your back or hairy crack

    rip it off annie

  13. SAM FROILAND

    “I really ought to

    Trim my pubic hairs often”.

    That is what she said.

  14. NICK TOVAREK

    I am old and broke.

    I'd like your cheapest back wax

    use hair, make my wig

  15. SARAH JOHNSON

    it is there, then gone

    better after than before

    will it last eight weeks?

  16. ANN DICKENS

    Pamper, indulge, soothe

    Feel good about looking good

    Shop local Shorewood

  17. TODD WEHMEYER

    Hair strands the palette.
    S
    cissors done, you're walking art.
    The Establishment
    .

  18. GRANT HAGEN

    The morning paper

    A cup of Alterra's best

    "I'd like a trim,please"

  19. MIKE MATTHIAS

    see howie goldklang

    he doesn’t wear a gold chain

    as he sweeps the floor
  20. LAURIE BIRMINGHAM

    hair bones fall to floor

    tell me “hair what have you seen?”

    swept up memories


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

half of these chumps aren't even talking about milwaukee. get real. megabolt.

Anonymous said...

Can two different people vote from the same computer?

Otis @ The Establishment said...

Thanks for the comment....We figured there would be a few repeat votes from families on the same computer so as long as its honest then yes, two different people can vote from the same computer. We have a totally scientific plan on how to bust ballot box stuffers and detect specific instances of multiple votes from same computer. Not that you or anyone would do that. Any other questions? Please call Howie @ 414-963-4300

Otis @ The Establishment said...

Last 2 Days to Vote! Get on it!